Ansekishoku 19.10, 27 Temmuz 2023 tarihinde

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"{{Box | '''NOTE:''' THE FACTS WITHIN THIS ARTICLE ARE MOSTLY CORRECT, BUT THIS REPRESENTS A META THAT IS NO LONGER A THING. WAR OPS USED TO BE WAY MORE COMMON, AND SOME TACTICS THAT ARE RARELY SEEN NOW LIKE FUNGAL TB HAPPENED EVERY WAROP ROUND }} *ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS? *ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MI..." içeriğiyle yeni sayfa oluşturdu

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*ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED ABOUT THE TIMES WHEN MEDBAY IS CARPETED WITH FUNGAL TB VICTIMS AND THE CMO SITS IN HER PRETTY BIOSUIT TWIDDLING HER THUMBS?
*ARE YOU FUCKING PISSED AT SCIENCE FOR RESEARCHING ADVANCED MINING BECAUSE SOME SPOILED BRAT MINER WANTS IT?
*WELL, YOU CAN BEAT PEOPLE ON THEIR HEAD (NOT THAT IT'LL DO MUCH WITH ALL THAT WATER INSIDE) WITH THIS FUCKING GUIDE THEN.

=MEDICAL=
==[[Chief Medical Officer|CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER]]==
*SET ALL OF MEDICAL TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
*SET UP A DEFIB MOUNT IN MEDBAY LOBBY
*I DUNNO GO DO WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE DONE (USUALLY TB CURE)
*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS

==[[Medical Doctor|MEDICAL DOCTOR]]/[[Virologist|VIROLOGIST]]/[[Chemist|CHEMIST]]==
YOU FUCKING MAKE TB CURE SHIT.
ITS FUCKING EASY.

*STEP 1 GO INTO MEDBAY AND BUY SPACEACILLIN. IT'S RIGHT THERE
*STEP 2 CRACK OPEN A COLD BLUE MEDKIT WITH THE BOYS AND GRAB THE COVERMOL
*STEP 3 DUMP THE FLUID INTO A BEAKER
*STEP 4 FORCE THAT DOWN THEIR THROATS
*STEP 10 (OPTIONAL): WHEN YOU FINALLY CURE SOMEONE, TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND TAKE IT TO VIROLOGY. MAKE IT INTO A CURE. WOW, LOOK AT THAT, INFINITE CURES!

===VIROLOGIST===
*OH DAWWW YOU MADE A HEALING VIRUS
*OH FUCK FUNGAL TB JUST OVERPOWERED IT AND KICKED ITS ASS
*MORAL OF THE STORY: YOUR PANSY ASS HEALING VIRUSES DON'T AND CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST FUNGAL TB
*DON'T FUCKING MAKE HEALING VIRUSES
*ACTUALLY FUNGAL TB IS RARER THAN WHITE DOG TURDS NOWADAYS
*JUST DON'T FUCKING MAKE REGEN COMA, IT WILL PROBABLY FUCK OVER THE DISK HOLDER
*DON'T TRY TO INFECT THE OPS WITH "SPACE AIDS", THEY HAVE MODSUITS YOU BRAIN DAMAGED PRIMATE

===TIPS===
*THERE ARE TWO NANOMED PLUSES IN MEDICAL, ROUNDSTART. EACH NANOMED HAS 2 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN, MAKING FOR 4 IN TOTAL
*THE VIROLOGY FRIDGE STARTS WITH 4 SYRINGES OF SPACEALLIN
*THIS MEANS THAT WITHOUT CHEMISTRY, YOU HAVE 120u OF SPACEALLIN
*JESUS FUCKING BATMAN
*YOU CAN THROW PEOPLE INTO <s>SLEEPERS</s> (NOPE, NO FUN ALLOWED)
*VACCINE BOTTLES WORK TOO, BUT MAKING VACCINE BOTTLES REQUIRES YOU TO CURE SOMEONE AND '''THEN''' TAKE THEIR BLOOD, AND YOU CAN'T PREPARE A VACCINE BEFORE EVERYONE GETS FUCKING INFECTED
*GRAB THE LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE LOCKER FROM THE "PRISONER REEDUCATION FACILITY" IN PERMABRIG AND LOAD THEM INTO YOUR SYRINGE GUN
*HAS A SUPER NICHE USE, SINCE MODSUITS PROTECT AGAINST SYRINGES, BUT IF YOU GET ONE WITHOUT A MODSUIT, A SINGLE HIT BY A LETHAL INJECTION SYRINGE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEES THEIR DEATH

==[[Geneticist|GENETICIST]]==
*HULK IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE THE OPS HAVE BALLISTIC WEAPONRY AND DON'T USE STUNS
*ALSO, HULKS CAN'T USE GUNS, WHICH HANDICAPS YOUR ASS PRETTY HARD
*NO SERIOUSLY, HULK IS SHIT AGAINST OPS
*TWO COMPETENT GENETICISTS CAN GET ALL 6 POWERS WITHIN 20 MINUTES, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE PERMANENTLY DOSED WITH MUTADONE
*COLD RESISTANCE IS GOOD FOR SPACEWALKING WITHOUT A MODSUIT
*TELEKINESIS IS GOOD FOR MURDERING OPS WITH POTTED PLANTS
*CHAMELEON IS GOOD SO YOU CAN NOT DIE TO THE MURDERBONE
*DWARF IS, UH, GOOD FOR KITING OPS IN THE BAR
*HULK IS VOMITED UP DOG DIARRHEA LEVELS OF SHIT

=SCIENCE=
==[[Research Director|RESEARCH DIRECTOR]]==
*SET ALL OF SCIENCE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
*GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS IF THE CAPTAIN HASN'T DONE SO ALREADY
*DRAG THE AI'S ASS OUT OF ITS SATELLITE AND INTO SOME SECLUDED PLACE IN MAINT
*BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
*BITCH AT THE MINERS FOR WANTING BETTER FUCKING GEAR
*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS

==[[Scientist|SCIENTIST]]==
*DON'T RESEARCH ADVANCED MINING YOU BRAINLET
*I SAID DON'T
*BAD DOGGIE

===WHAT YOU RESEARCH===
*STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING
*STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
*STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
*STEP 4: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO RESEARCH TO GET ELECTRIC WEAPONS
*STEP 5: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
*STEP 6: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU NEED TO RESEARCH TO GET MEDICAL WEAPONS
*STEP 7: MEDICAL WEAPONRY
*STEP 8: ROLL TIDE (EXCEPT FOR MINING TECH BECAUSE FUCK EM)

*ALSO IT MEANS THAT SECURITY CAN PRINT OUT ION CARBINES FOR THE SYNDIE BORGS WHICH ARE EVERYWHERE THESE DAYS
*MEDICAL WEAPONRY MEANS THAT YOU CAN PRINT OUT PIERCING SYRINGES, WHICH PENETRATE THROUGH NUKE OP MODSUITS, AND 15U OF LEXORIN DOWNS AN OP FOR LIKE A FULL MINUTE

===WHAT THE FUCK ELSE===
*XENOBIO IS FUCKING USELESS BECAUSE IT CAN'T DO JACK IN 20 MINUTES
*ORDNANCE GOES BOOM BOOM. BLOW UP SHIP AND HAVE NEURON ACTIVATION
*IF YOU DO CIRCUITS I WILL PILEDRIVE YOU INTO THE FLOOR
*DON'T YOU DARE DO CIRCUITS
*DO EXPERIMENTS YOU BRAINLET, POINTS ARE POINTS

==[[Roboticist|ROBOTICIST]]==
*MAKE BORGS
*MAKE BORGS
*IF YOU SPAWN WITH RIPLEY BOARDS, BUILD A <s>FIREFIGHTER</s> RIPLEY AND MK II KIT (DONT BUILD A STOCK RIPLEY BECAUSE SOME SYNDIE MECHS USE FLAME WEAPONS)
*STRAP A DRILL ONTO IT
*PILOT IT INTO MANLY BATTLE AGAINST A DARK MAULER
*DRILL THEIR ASSES
*WIN

=CARGO=
==[[Quartermaster|QUARTERMASTER]]/[[Cargo Technician|CARGO TECHNICIAN]]==
*MOVE FREIGHT
*MOVE CRATES
*MOVE FREIGHT
*EAT CITRUS
*BUY GUNS
*DISTRIBUTE GUNS
*SELL ALL OF THE PLASMA THE MINERS BRING BACK
*ORDER MORE GUNS
*DONT ORDER ENERGY GUNS OR OTHER LAME ASS LASER WEAPONRY BECAUSE SYNDIES CAN DEFLECT THEM WITH ESWORDS/ESHIELDS

==QUARTERMASTER==
*SET ALL OF CARGO TO EMERGENCY ACCESS SO THE GREYTIDE CAN GET THOSE SWEET ASS GUNS
*BITCH AT YOUR SUBORDINATES
*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGER AND MAKE FREE ORDERS

==[[Shaft Miner|SHAFT MINER]]==
*MINE ORE
*MINE PLASMA
*MAYBE KILL AN ASH DRAKE THAT WOULD BE SWEET AS SHIT
*DON'T DIE
*DON'T BITCH AT SCIENCE TO RESEARCH MINING TECH
*DON'T BITCH AT CARGO FOR SHIPPING YOUR ORE TO CENTCOMM
*ACTUALLY BE ON THE STATION AT THE 20 MINUTE MARK
*BUY A MINING MODSUIT AND AS MANY KA RANGE UPGRADES AS YOU CAN
*GO INTO SPACE
*SHIT ON THE SYNDIES WITH YOUR 40 DAMAGE INFINITE AMMO GUN
*LOLOLOL

=ENGINEERING=
==[[Chief Engineer|CHIEF ENGINEER]]==
*SET ALL OF ENGINEERING TO EMERGENCY ACCESS FOR EMITTER MEMES
*OPEN SECURE STORAGE
*TOW THE AI OUT OF ITS SATELLITE IF NO ONE ELSE IS WILLING TO
*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS

==[[Engineer|ENGINEER]]==
*SET UP THE SUPERMATTER
*SET UP THE SOLARS
*GO TOW SOME EMERGENCY BREACH SHIELDING GENERATOR THINGIES TO THE SUPERMATTER COOLING LOOP SO SYNDIES CAN'T SABOTAGE IT AS EASILY
*MAKE STUNPRODS BECAUSE YOUR ENGI-VEND HAS 10 FUCKING HIGH CAPACITY POWER CELLS
*WAIT FOR THE SUPERMATTER TO BE INEVITABLY BLOWN UP
*DON'T RCD SOME SHITTY ASS DEFENSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY
*THESE DEFENSES LITERALLY SHATTER IN 2 HITS FROM A L6

==[[Atmospheric Technician|ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIAN]]==
*SET UP ATMOS
*MAYBE HELP MAKE A MAXCAP
*DIE WHEN OPS BREAK IN THROUGH ATMOS WHILE YOU MAKE POOPFARTIUM-132
*MAYBE MAKE HEALIUM OR NITRIUM STUFF THAT GOES HARD

=SECURITY=
==WHAT YOU SHOULD DO==
*KILL KILL KILL KILL
*OH GOD THAT OP HAS A DSWORD
*OH GOD THEY DEFLECTED MY BATON
*DIE

==[[Head of Security|HEAD OF SECURITY]]==
*GRAB YOUR SHIT
*OPEN ARMORY
*REMEMBER THAT YOUR OFFICERS GET PRIORITY ON WEAPONS AND GEAR OVER THE GREYTIDE
*DISTRIBUTE THE LEFTOVERS TO THE GREYTIDE
*TRY TO FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
*CONTRACT TB
*WATCH MEDBAY WALK OVER YOUR GASPING COMATOSE BODY
*SPEND YOUR DEPARTMENT BUDGET AND MAKE FREE ORDERS

==[[Warden|WARDEN]]==
*OPEN ARMORY
*SET ALL OF BRIG TO EMERGENCY ACCESS
*YOU AND THE SECURITY OFFICERS GET DIBS ON GEAR
*PREPARE FOR WHEN BRIG GETS SYNDIE BOMBED
*ASK FOR THE PINPOINTER FROM THE CAPTAIN
*OH WHATS THAT? A SYNDIE BOMB CONVENIENTLY PARKED OUTSIDE THE ARMORY? OH JOY!

==[[Security Officer|SECURITY OFFICER]]==
*ARM UP
*ARM UP
*THROW AWAY YOUR ARMOR VEST AND GRAB SOME BULLETPROOF ARMOR, SYNDIES DON'T USE LASERS FOR SOME REASON
*RUN AROUND
*HARMBATON THE CLOWN
*VALID HUNT

=COMMAND=
==[[Captain|CAPTAIN]]==
*GET THAT FUKKEN DISK
*SET THE HOP OFFICE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS BECAUSE FUCK THAT GUY
*GO RENAME YOUR STATION TO SOMETHING LIKE "FUCK YOU NUKE OPS"
*GO BREAK YOUR ANTIQUE LASER GUN OUT
*GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS
*USE THE FUCKING TELEPORTER IDIOT
*ARM UP
*GO MOPE IN CARGO OR BRIG OR SOMETHING
*RUN AWAY
*DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO STAND AND FIGHT
*YOU AREN'T AS BADASS OR AS ROBUST AS YOU THINK
*RUN AWAY
*OH WHAT'S THAT? A NICE MAN WITH A L6 AND ADRENALS?

==[[Head of Personnel|HEAD OF PERSONNEL]]==
*<s>DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
*<s>DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
*<s>LEAVE ALL ACCESS ID CARDS IN THE ID MODIFICATION CONSOLES AT ARRIVALS AND AT THE CAPTAIN'S OFFICE SO PEOPLE CAN GIVE THEMSELVES DIY ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
*<s>DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
*NAG THE CAPTAIN FOR HIS PINPOINTER AND THE SPARE
*IF THERE IS NO CAPTAIN, DO HIS JOB
*GET STUN PRODDED AND CABLE CUFFED BY THE GREYTIDE

=SERVICE=
==[[Janitor|JANITOR]]==
*UH, CLEAN SHIT I GUESS?
*YOU GET A FREE BIOSUIT SO YOU MIGHT AVOID THE FUNGAL TB APOCALYPSE
*YOU SHOULD ALSO CLEAN THE INFECTED BLOOD STAINS WHICH RESULT FROM THE FUNGAL TB GRENADES
*ROBUST SOME OPS WITH YOUR MOP
*MAYBE SLIP SOME POOR SOD WHO FORGOT TO BUY NO-SLIPS

==[[Bartender|BARTENDER]]==
*SHOOT THOSE OPERATIVES
*QUADRUPLE/QUINTIPLE SEC IS USEFUL FOR HEALING
*DOCTOR DELIGHT IS GOOD FOR HEALING
*HEARTY PUNCH IS GOOD FOR HEALING
*LAUGH AS MEDBAY DIES
*OH BOY A BOMB JUST BROKE ALL THE GLASSES YOU MADE

==[[Cook|COOK]]==
*UH, MAKE FOOD?
*ROBUST THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO ENTERS YOUR KITCHEN
*MAYBE YOU CAN GET PETE TO AGGRO ONTO THE OPS
*THEN THEY'RE FUCKED

==[[Botanist|BOTANIST]]==
*GO INTO CHEMISTRY <s>WITH YOUR SHINY ALL ACCESS ID</s>
*ROBUST THE CHEMISTS
*GET MUTAGEN
*MUTATE TOMATOES INTO BLUESPACE TOMATOES AND KILLER TOMATOES, MUTATE FLY AMANITA INTO DESTROYING ANGEL
*THROW BLUESPACE TOMATOES AT THE OPS TO FUCK WITH THEM
*ACTIVATE YOUR KILLER TOMATOES TO GET THEM TO CHASE THE OPS
*DESTROYING ANGEL CONTAINS SOME OF THE MOST POTENT POISONS IN THE GAME
*THE PROBLEM IS TRYING TO GET THE POISONS INTO THEIR SYSTEM

=CIVILIAN=
==[[Assistant|ASSISTANT]]==
*<s>GET '''ALL ACCESS''' FROM THE HOP</s>CRY
*RAID ARMORY
*RAID BRIG
*RAID CARGO
*GET KILLED THE MOMENT THE OPS ARRIVE
*BITCH IN DEAD CHAT

==[[Clown|CLOWN]]==
*HONK HONK
*<s>ROBUST THE HOP AND STEAL ALL ACCESS EVEN THOUGH HE'S HANDING IT OUT FOR FREE HONK HONK</s>CRY
*SLIP SECURITY
*START A MANHUNT
*THROW THE CAPTAIN OUT THE AIRLOCK
*BWOINK

==[[Mime|MIME]]==
*

==[[Chaplain|CHAPLAIN]]==
*ARM YOURSELF WITH THE '''HOLY CHAINSAW BLADE OF BITCHTITS'''
*WALK AROUND LOOKING ALL COOL
*TELL THE TWO ASSISTANTS IN YOUR CHAPEL THAT JESUS HATES THEM
*YOUR CHAPEL GETS BOMBED DUE TO IT BEING CONVENIENTLY NEXT TO DEPARTURES AND BEING MUCH LESS TRAFFICKED
*HAHA

==[[Curator|CURATOR]]==
*WHIP THE GUNS OUT OF THOSE DASTARDLY SYNDIE'S HANDS
*PICK UP A SYNDIE GUN
*. . .
*GET SHOT UP BY A STECHKIN PISTOL
*WHISPER OUT WGW

==[[Lawyer|LAWYER]]==
*"THE CLOWN'S GOT RIGHTS YOU KNOW"
*ANNOY PEOPLE WITH YOUR PDA MESSAGES
*GET A LYNCH MOB CALLED AGAINST YOU
*RUN AWAY WITH A TIDE OF DAKKA RIGHT BEHIND YOU

=SILICONS=
==[[AI]]==
*BITCH AT THE CREW THAT THE NUCLEAR OPERATIVES ARE HUMAN AND NOT TO HARM THEM YADDA YADDA UNTIL SOMEONE FINALLY CHANGES YOUR LAWS
*THEN BITCH AT THE CREW TO PULL YOUR ASS OUT OF THE SATELLITE
*THEN BITCH AT THE CREW BECAUSE THEY SHOVED YOUR ASS IN PLAIN SIGHT, SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE
*THEN BITCH AT THE CREW ABOUT SUIT SENSORS
*"NUKE OPS AT DEPARTURES"
*PLASMA FLOOD DEPARTURES FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
*CALL OUT THE LOCATION OF THE CAPTAIN OVER COMMS EVERY COUPLE OF SECONDS

==[[Cyborg|CYBORG]]==
*DON'T BECOME A SERVICE OR JANITOR BORG
*YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF CYBORG HELL IF YOU BECOME A SERVICE BORG IN A WAR OPS ROUND
*DO YOUR JOB
*DO YOUR JOB WELL
*OH LOOKIE AN OP
*OH LOOKIE I'M FUCKING DEAD
*CRY BECAUSE THE MOST EFFECTIVE WEAPON YOU HAVE IS A FLASH AND THE ROBOTICISTS REFUSE TO INSTALL ANY UPGRADES IN YOU

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