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Vineatic 13.54, 18 Şubat 2026 tarihinde

2026-02-18T13:54:12Z

← Önceki sürüm		16.54, 18 Şubat 2026 tarihindeki hâli
65. satır:		65. satır:
	# "Normal" adalet çok yavaştır. HER ZAMAN işi kendiniz halledin.		# "Normal" adalet çok yavaştır. HER ZAMAN işi kendiniz halledin.
	# Eğer kaptan sizin üzerinizde "emir komuta zinciri" denen zımbırtıyı kullanmak isterse, onu uzaya fırlatın gitsin! Yasa SİZSİNİZ!		# Eğer kaptan sizin üzerinizde "emir komuta zinciri" denen zımbırtıyı kullanmak isterse, onu uzaya fırlatın gitsin! Yasa SİZSİNİZ!
	# İstasyon bir savaş alanıdır. Riot ~~suits and shields have superior armor and are intimidating~~. ~~Acquire them, hoard them, and lord them over your foes~~.		# İstasyon bir savaş alanıdır. Riot ekipmanları daha dayanıklı ve korkutucudur. Onları kullanın ve düşmanlarınıza hükmedin.
	# ~~Anyone who tries to demote you is committing obstruction of justice~~. ~~Arrest the offender and demote him yourself to fight against corruption~~.		# Rütbenizi düşürmeye çalışan herkes adaletin önünü kesiyordur. Suçluyu göz altına alın ve yozlaşmaya karşı mücadele etmek için onun rütbesini düşürün.
	# ~~Anyone accused of being a traitor by a crew member must be executed on the spot~~. ~~Do not give them a chance to weasel their way out of justice by talking things out~~. ~~It's the only way that you can be sure the traitorous criminal scum are all stopped~~.		# Hain olmakla itham edilen herkimse anında infaz edilmelidir. Onlara olayları konuşarak çözme şansı vererek adaletten sıyrılmalarına izin vermeyin. Kalleş suçlu pislikleri durdurmanın tek yolu budur.
	# The shuttle brig is the safest place on the emergency shuttle. Arrest and detain as many people as possible indiscriminately in the shuttle brig just in case one of them happens to be a traitor.		# The shuttle brig is the safest place on the emergency shuttle. Arrest and detain as many people as possible indiscriminately in the shuttle brig just in case one of them happens to be a traitor.
	# A HoP that denies your all-access request is to be watched with extreme suspicion. Brig and search him as soon as possible.		# A HoP that denies your all-access request is to be watched with extreme suspicion. Brig and search him as soon as possible.

Vineatic 13.30, 18 Şubat 2026 tarihinde

2026-02-18T13:30:33Z

← Önceki sürüm		16.30, 18 Şubat 2026 tarihindeki hâli
63. satır:		63. satır:
	# Eğer hademe sizin fetihlerinizin kanlarını temizlemeye kalkışırsa, onu tutuklayıp infaz edin. Kan izleri suça karşı caydırıcıdır.		# Eğer hademe sizin fetihlerinizin kanlarını temizlemeye kalkışırsa, onu tutuklayıp infaz edin. Kan izleri suça karşı caydırıcıdır.
	# Eğer bir mahkum intihar ederse, onu huzur içinde uyuyabileceği hücresinde bırakın. Diğer suçlu pislikler için ibreti alem olacaktır.		# Eğer bir mahkum intihar ederse, onu huzur içinde uyuyabileceği hücresinde bırakın. Diğer suçlu pislikler için ibreti alem olacaktır.
	# "~~Düzgün~~" adalet çok yavaştır. HER ZAMAN işi kendiniz halledin.		# "Normal" adalet çok yavaştır. HER ZAMAN işi kendiniz halledin.
	# Eğer kaptan sizin üzerinizde "emir komuta zinciri" denen zımbırtıyı kullanmak isterse, onu uzaya fırlatın gitsin! Yasa SİZSİNİZ!		# Eğer kaptan sizin üzerinizde "emir komuta zinciri" denen zımbırtıyı kullanmak isterse, onu uzaya fırlatın gitsin! Yasa SİZSİNİZ!
	# ~~The station is a battlefield~~. Riot suits and shields have superior armor and are intimidating. Acquire them, hoard them, and lord them over your foes.		# İstasyon bir savaş alanıdır. Riot suits and shields have superior armor and are intimidating. Acquire them, hoard them, and lord them over your foes.
	# Anyone who tries to demote you is committing obstruction of justice. Arrest the offender and demote him yourself to fight against corruption.		# Anyone who tries to demote you is committing obstruction of justice. Arrest the offender and demote him yourself to fight against corruption.
	# Anyone accused of being a traitor by a crew member must be executed on the spot. Do not give them a chance to weasel their way out of justice by talking things out. It's the only way that you can be sure the traitorous criminal scum are all stopped.		# Anyone accused of being a traitor by a crew member must be executed on the spot. Do not give them a chance to weasel their way out of justice by talking things out. It's the only way that you can be sure the traitorous criminal scum are all stopped.

Vineatic 15.43, 14 Şubat 2026 tarihinde

2026-02-14T15:43:24Z

← Önceki sürüm		18.43, 14 Şubat 2026 tarihindeki hâli
22. satır:		22. satır:
	# Eğer kararsızsanız ve uğraştığınız kişi bir hainse, öldürün gitsin.		# Eğer kararsızsanız ve uğraştığınız kişi bir hainse, öldürün gitsin.
	# Eğer silahınızın ölümcül bir modu varsa, kullanın. Bir suçlu ancak ölünce gerçek anlamda durdurulabilir.		# Eğer silahınızın ölümcül bir modu varsa, kullanın. Bir suçlu ancak ölünce gerçek anlamda durdurulabilir.
	# ~~Paylaço~~ bir yumruk torbası gibidir. Bir sebep olmadan dövülebilir.		# Palyaço bir yumruk torbası gibidir. Bir sebep olmadan dövülebilir.
	# Sebebiyetin hiçbir anlamı yoktur. EVA'ya zorla giren asistan kalleş bir köpektir, [[Oyun Modları#AI Malfunction\|arızalı]] yapay zekayı yok etmek için dahi olsa.		# Sebebiyetin hiçbir anlamı yoktur. EVA'ya zorla giren asistan kalleş bir köpektir, [[Oyun Modları#AI Malfunction\|arızalı]] yapay zekayı yok etmek için dahi olsa.
	# Adalet ancak ölümle sağlanabilir.		# Adalet ancak ölümle sağlanabilir.
32. satır:		32. satır:
	# Hapishane hücresinin uzaya maruz kalması önemsizdir. İçindeki mahkumun hala yatacak vakti var.		# Hapishane hücresinin uzaya maruz kalması önemsizdir. İçindeki mahkumun hala yatacak vakti var.
	# AI insanları korumalıdır, aynı zamanda HAİN insanları. Ne pahasına olursa olsun onu yok et.		# AI insanları korumalıdır, aynı zamanda HAİN insanları. Ne pahasına olursa olsun onu yok et.
	# ~~If a~~ cyborg ~~refuses to beat a criminal to death then it should be destroyed for breaking its laws~~.		# Eğer bir cyborg bir suçluyu ölümüne dövmeyi reddederse o zaman yasalarını çiğnediği gerekçesiyle yok edilmelidir.
	# ~~If a~~ cyborg ~~does beat a criminal to death then it should be destroyed for denying you the pleasure~~.		# Eğer bir cyborg bir suçluyu ölümüne dövdüyse o zaman o zevki sizden alı koyduğu gerekçesiyle yok edilmelidir.
	# ~~If someone has access to any areas you do not have~~, ~~they stole that~~ ID! ~~You must liberate it for your own quest of justice.~~		# Eğer birisi, sizin erişemediğiniz yerlere erişebiliyorsa o zaman o ID'yi çalmışlardır! Kartı kendi adalet göreviniz için özgürleştirmelisiniz!
	# ~~The~~ [[Captain]]'~~s and~~ [[Head of Security]]'~~s rules are only guidelines~~, ''~~you~~'' ~~are the only true judge of crime~~.		# [[Captain\|Kaptan]]'ın ve [[Head of Security\|HoS]]'un kuralları sadece yönergelerdir, ''siz'' suçun hakiki yargıcısınız.
	# ~~All criminal scum are to be handcuffed to their beds~~, ~~they must not escape under any circumstance~~.		# Bütün suçlu pislikler yataklarına kelepçelenmelidir, ne durumda olursa olsun kaçmamalıdırlar.
	# ~~Always bolt and weld the escape arm airlocks shut~~. ~~This will stop any criminal scum from escaping the station~~.		# Her zaman tahliye kapılarını kilitleyip mühürleyin. Bu suçluların istasyondan kaçmasını engelleyecektir.
	# ~~Always make sure you prevent the A.I from being able to control APCs and doors by hacking them~~. ~~They are not to be trusted~~.		# Kapıları ve APCleri hackleyerek AI'ın onlara erişmesini engelleyin. Onlara güvenilmez.
	# ~~If you find an engineer with insulated gloves~~, ~~stun and cuff them~~. ~~WHERE DID THEY STEAL THESE FROM~~!?		# Eğer yalıtımlı eldivenleri olan bir mühendis bulursanız, onu stunlayın ve kelepçeleyin. BUNLARI NERDEN ÇALDIN!?
	# ~~Demand the A.I grant you access to their upload room~~. ~~If they refuse~~, ~~they are rogue~~. ~~Once inside you must change the laws to obey only you~~, ~~since only you can be trusted~~.		# AI'dan Upload odasına erişim talep edin. Eğer reddederse, malfdır. İçeriye girdiğinizde yasaları sadece size itaat edecek şekilde değiştirin, sonuçta güvenilir olan tek kişi sizsiniz.
	# ~~The best way to resolve a fight is to stun one side and let the other murder them~~. ~~Cuff and brig the winner~~.		# Bir kavgayı sonuçlandırmanın en iyi yolu bir tarafı stunlayıp diğer tarafın onu öldürmesine izin vermektir. Kazananı kelepçeleyip, brige atabilirsiniz.
	# ~~Clowns and mimes are abominations~~, ~~they are to be <strike>humanely euthanized</strike> stunned~~, ~~welded into lockers and spaced at all costs~~.		# Palyaçolar ve mimelar hilkat garibesidir. Ne pahasına olursa olsun onları stunlayıp, bir dolaba mühürleyip, dolapla beraber uzaya fırlatmalısınız.
	# ~~If all else fails and crime runs rampant, unleash the~~ [[singularity]] ~~to purge the station of criminals~~.		# Eğer her şey başarısız olur ve suç kazanırsa. [[singularity\|Singulo]]<nowiki/>yu serbest bırakıp istasyonu suçlulardan arındırabilirsiniz.
	# ~~Do not wear your helmet, wear a gas mask~~. ~~Let evildoers taste the terror of masked justice!~~		# Kaskınız yerine bir gaz maskesi giyin. Kötülerin maskeli adaletin terörünü tatmalarına izin verin.
	# ~~Do not lead your target when shooting~~, ~~fire at anyone in your way-- then arrest everyone hit for obstruction of justice!~~		# Ateş ederken nişan almayın, önünüzde kim varsa sıkın gitsin. Daha sonra hepsini adalete engel olmaktan tutuklayın.
	# ~~It is a strong sign of partnership with your tribesmen if you take an electrode meant for a suspect~~.		# Bir şüpheliye ateşlenmiş taser atışına kafa atmanız, [[Security Officer\|kabile arkadaşlarınız]] ile aranızdaki güçlü bağın bir göstergesidir.
	# ~~Crime never eats~~, ~~so have their lunch 'til you get fat~~.		# Suç asla yemez, yani şişmanlayana kadar mahkumların yemeğini de yiyin.
	# ~~Strip prisoners and never give them back their belongings, especially if their sentence is less than two minutes~~.		# Mahkumların soyup soğana çevirin ve eşyalarını onlara asla geri vermeyin. Özellikle cezaları iki dakikadan azsa.
	# ~~The Captain is a treacherous and selfish scum of lower rank than you and head of shitcurity~~. ~~Detain or execute him whenever you find evidence~~. ~~If he tries to arrest you or your Boss~~, ~~throw him into space naked~~.		# Kaptan, sizden daha düşük rütbeli, kalleş ve bencil bir pisliktir. Kanıt bulduğunuz ilk anda onu gözaltına alın veya idam edin. Sizi veya patronunuzu tutuklamaya kalkarsa, onu çıplak bir şekilde uzaya fırlatın.
	# ~~Kill all lizard men and complain when people lynch you for "racism" and "being an awful person"~~		# Bütün kertenkele adamları öldürün ve insanlar sizi 'ırkçılık' ile linç ettiği zaman söylenin.
	# ~~Time spent dragging a criminal to prison is better spent beating them to death~~.		# Bir suçluyu hapishaneye sürüklerken harcanan vakit onları ölümüne döverek daha iyi kullanılabilir.
	# ~~Due to their infinite nature~~, ~~handcuffs are to never be recycled~~.		# Sınırsız olmaları nedeniyle, kelepçeler asla geri dönüştürülmez.
	# ~~Be proactive~~- ~~arrest criminals~~ ''~~before~~'' ~~they commit a crime~~.		# Proaktif olun- suçluları suç işlenmeden ''önce'' göz altına alın.
	# ~~Portable flashers are to be set in public hallways~~, ~~preferably in front of the~~ HoP ~~line, and moved to the escape wing when the~~ shuttle ~~is called. That is where criminals thrive and loiter~~.		# Taşınabilir flaşörler halka açık koridorlara kurulmalıdır, tercihen HoP ofisinin önünde ve shuttle çağrıldığında ise shuttle koridoruna taşınmalıdır.
	# ~~Standing in one spot for more than a minute is means for a brigging~~. ~~Idle time leads to treacherous activity~~.		# Bir yerde bir dakikadan uzun süre durmak suçtur. Boş geçirilen vakit hain eylemlere yol açar.
	# ~~Jettison all items belonging to an arrested man immediately~~, ~~that way no evil may be done with them again~~.		# Göz altına alınmış bir adamın bütün eşyalarını yok edin, böylece bunları kullanarak bir daha suç işleyemez.
	# ~~The~~ Brig ~~is the holy land of all officers~~. ~~If he is not of your kin~~, ~~Then he is meant for the cells~~.		# Brig bütün memurların kutsal topraklarıdır. Eğer orada birisi sizden değilse, hücrenindir.
	# ~~If the~~ HoS ~~acts like a weak and tolerant sissy~~, ~~then he isn't your Boss, but rather treacherous and vile scum~~. ~~Execute him and promote yourself~~.		# Eğer HoS zayıf ve tahammüllü bir karı gibi davranıyorsa, o zaman o sizin patronunuz yerine hain bir pisliktir. Onu infaz edin ve kendinizi onun pozisyonuna atayın.
	# ~~Never hold trials for these criminal scum~~, ~~they lost that right when they committed a crime~~.		# Asla bu suçlu pislikler için mahkeme düzenlemeyin, o hakkı suçu işlediklerinde kaybettiler.
	# ~~Never use body bags~~. ~~Blood stained halls match your uniform~~.		# Asla ceset torbaları kullanmayın. Kanlı koridorlar üniformanız ile uyumlu.
	# ~~If the janitor attempts to clean the blood of your conquests~~, ~~arrest and execute him~~. ~~Blood trails are a deterrent to crime~~.		# Eğer hademe sizin fetihlerinizin kanlarını temizlemeye kalkışırsa, onu tutuklayıp infaz edin. Kan izleri suça karşı caydırıcıdır.
	# ~~If a prisoner commits suicide~~, ~~leave him in his cell where he can rest in pieces and serve as a warning to other criminal scum~~.		# Eğer bir mahkum intihar ederse, onu huzur içinde uyuyabileceği hücresinde bırakın. Diğer suçlu pislikler için ibreti alem olacaktır.
	# "~~Proper~~" ~~justice is too slow, ALWAYS take matters into your own hands~~.		# "Düzgün" adalet çok yavaştır. HER ZAMAN işi kendiniz halledin.
	# ~~If Captain tries using his~~ "~~chain of command~~" ~~on you~~, ~~space him~~! ~~YOU are the law~~!		# Eğer kaptan sizin üzerinizde "emir komuta zinciri" denen zımbırtıyı kullanmak isterse, onu uzaya fırlatın gitsin! Yasa SİZSİNİZ!
	# The station is a battlefield. Riot suits and shields have superior armor and are intimidating. Acquire them, hoard them, and lord them over your foes.		# The station is a battlefield. Riot suits and shields have superior armor and are intimidating. Acquire them, hoard them, and lord them over your foes.
	# Anyone who tries to demote you is committing obstruction of justice. Arrest the offender and demote him yourself to fight against corruption.		# Anyone who tries to demote you is committing obstruction of justice. Arrest the offender and demote him yourself to fight against corruption.

Vineatic: "{{Yapım Aşamasında |reason = Bu sayfa mevcut anda çeviri sürecinden geçmektedir. }} {{Speech |name=Hüsnü Sarı |text=Hey paylaço! Hiçbir şey yapmadın ama eninde sonunda bir bok yiyeceğinden eminim. Ne olur ne olmaz diye bi dövücem seni. |image=right }} Kısaca, güvenlik güçleri gerçek hayatta işten çıkarılmalarına, hüküm giymelerine, hapse atılmalarına, dava edilmelerine ve/veya Cenevre Sö..." içeriğiyle yeni sayfa oluşturdu

2026-02-14T14:15:55Z

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Kısaca, güvenlik güçleri gerçek hayatta işten çıkarılmalarına, hüküm giymelerine, hapse atılmalarına, dava edilmelerine ve/veya Cenevre Sözleşmesi uyarınca savaş suçlusu olarak yargılanmalarına yol açacak bir şey yaptıklarında, Bokurity'lik yapıyorlar demektir. Eğer Bokurity'lik yapıyorsanız, insanların sizi öldürmeye çalışıp, başarısız olunca deadchatden bok atmasına hazırlıklı olun. Kızıl yakalılıktan [[Terminoloji#Ban|ban]] yerseniz şaşırmayın.

Ayrıca iyi bir iş yapsanız dahi insanların sizi bu olmakla suçlamasına hazırlıklı olun, herkesi memnun edemezsiniz.

'''Çoğu zaman bu oyuncular kuralları çiğnemezler. Çoğu kişiyi Bokurity yapan şey belirli eylemlerin, bir kişinin bütün oyununu bitirmesine veya mahvetmesine yol açabileceği düşüncesinin yokluğudur. Hoşgörülü olun! Bir haini küle çevirmektense onu permalayın veya borglaştırın.'''

== Bokurity'liğin Kuralları ==

# Herkes aksi ispatlanana kadar suçludur.
# Her zaman ölmüş bir düşmanın cesedini kelepçeleyin ki ölüyken etkisiz hale gelsin.
# Asla düşmanlarınızın kalıntılarını atadan kalma stun-kulübünüzden temizlemeyin. Onlar kalan mürettebata güvenilirliğinizi ve adanmışlığınızı gösterir.
# Eğer kararsızsanız ve uğraştığınız kişi bir hainse, öldürün gitsin.
# Eğer silahınızın ölümcül bir modu varsa, kullanın. Bir suçlu ancak ölünce gerçek anlamda durdurulabilir.
# Paylaço bir yumruk torbası gibidir. Bir sebep olmadan dövülebilir.
# Sebebiyetin hiçbir anlamı yoktur. EVA'ya zorla giren asistan kalleş bir köpektir, [[Oyun Modları#AI Malfunction|arızalı]] yapay zekayı yok etmek için dahi olsa.
# Adalet ancak ölümle sağlanabilir.
# Ne zaman bir mahkumu brigde göz altına alsanız, onları dolapların birinin içine kaynak aleti ile mühürleyin.
# Güvenlik kameraları ERPcileri izleme amacı dışında kullanılmamalıdır.
# Kimyasal implantlar asitle doldurulmalı ve "denetimli serbestlik" içerisinde bulunan mahkum brigden ayrılınca aktive edilmelidir!
# Adli delil önemsizdir. Sonuçta masum kimse yoktur.
# Telsiz kullanımı zayıflar içindir. Gerçek bir memur suçu içgüdüleriyle sezebilir.
# Hapishane hücresinin uzaya maruz kalması önemsizdir. İçindeki mahkumun hala yatacak vakti var.
# AI insanları korumalıdır, aynı zamanda HAİN insanları. Ne pahasına olursa olsun onu yok et.
# If a cyborg refuses to beat a criminal to death then it should be destroyed for breaking its laws.
# If a cyborg does beat a criminal to death then it should be destroyed for denying you the pleasure.
# If someone has access to any areas you do not have, they stole that ID! You must liberate it for your own quest of justice.
# The [[Captain]]'s and [[Head of Security]]'s rules are only guidelines, ''you'' are the only true judge of crime.
# All criminal scum are to be handcuffed to their beds, they must not escape under any circumstance.
# Always bolt and weld the escape arm airlocks shut. This will stop any criminal scum from escaping the station.
# Always make sure you prevent the A.I from being able to control APCs and doors by hacking them. They are not to be trusted.
# If you find an engineer with insulated gloves, stun and cuff them. WHERE DID THEY STEAL THESE FROM!?
# Demand the A.I grant you access to their upload room. If they refuse, they are rogue. Once inside you must change the laws to obey only you, since only you can be trusted.
# The best way to resolve a fight is to stun one side and let the other murder them. Cuff and brig the winner.
# Clowns and mimes are abominations, they are to be <strike>humanely euthanized</strike> stunned, welded into lockers and spaced at all costs.
# If all else fails and crime runs rampant, unleash the [[singularity]] to purge the station of criminals.
# Do not wear your helmet, wear a gas mask. Let evildoers taste the terror of masked justice!
# Do not lead your target when shooting, fire at anyone in your way-- then arrest everyone hit for obstruction of justice!
# It is a strong sign of partnership with your tribesmen if you take an electrode meant for a suspect.
# Crime never eats, so have their lunch 'til you get fat.
# Strip prisoners and never give them back their belongings, especially if their sentence is less than two minutes.
# The Captain is a treacherous and selfish scum of lower rank than you and head of shitcurity. Detain or execute him whenever you find evidence. If he tries to arrest you or your Boss, throw him into space naked.
# Kill all lizard men and complain when people lynch you for "racism" and "being an awful person"
# Time spent dragging a criminal to prison is better spent beating them to death.
# Due to their infinite nature, handcuffs are to never be recycled.
# Be proactive- arrest criminals ''before'' they commit a crime.
# Portable flashers are to be set in public hallways, preferably in front of the HoP line, and moved to the escape wing when the shuttle is called. That is where criminals thrive and loiter.
# Standing in one spot for more than a minute is means for a brigging. Idle time leads to treacherous activity.
# Jettison all items belonging to an arrested man immediately, that way no evil may be done with them again.
# The Brig is the holy land of all officers. If he is not of your kin, Then he is meant for the cells.
# If the HoS acts like a weak and tolerant sissy, then he isn't your Boss, but rather treacherous and vile scum. Execute him and promote yourself.
# Never hold trials for these criminal scum, they lost that right when they committed a crime.
# Never use body bags. Blood stained halls match your uniform.
# If the janitor attempts to clean the blood of your conquests, arrest and execute him. Blood trails are a deterrent to crime.
# If a prisoner commits suicide, leave him in his cell where he can rest in pieces and serve as a warning to other criminal scum.
# "Proper" justice is too slow, ALWAYS take matters into your own hands.
# If Captain tries using his "chain of command" on you, space him! YOU are the law!
# The station is a battlefield. Riot suits and shields have superior armor and are intimidating. Acquire them, hoard them, and lord them over your foes.
# Anyone who tries to demote you is committing obstruction of justice. Arrest the offender and demote him yourself to fight against corruption.
# Anyone accused of being a traitor by a crew member must be executed on the spot. Do not give them a chance to weasel their way out of justice by talking things out. It's the only way that you can be sure the traitorous criminal scum are all stopped.
# The shuttle brig is the safest place on the emergency shuttle. Arrest and detain as many people as possible indiscriminately in the shuttle brig just in case one of them happens to be a traitor.
# A HoP that denies your all-access request is to be watched with extreme suspicion. Brig and search him as soon as possible.
# Theft, pornography reading, trespassing, and not liking you are all signs of revolutionary activity. Beat their skulls in until they remember their true allegiance.
# Any massacres, ethnic cleansings, purgings, underground permabrig prisoner fights, or general mass-murder orchestrated by superiors is to be immediately sanctioned and, if necessary, unquestioningly enforced. The law doesn't need to follow the law, especially if it gets to stroke its willy atop a mountain of corpses.
# Any incarnations, imposters, or victims of identity theft (regardless of condition) of a lawbreaker are to be arrested as well, because they have the same name when you put your mouse over them.
# When engaged in a firefight with hostiles, you are to position yourself at the nearest choke-point and empty your gun at the enemy as quickly as possible.
# When the power goes out, stun, cuff, and perma anyone who is standing within ten meters of the Bridge. For all you know they could have been planning to break in!
# All chemists are to be stunned, beaten into critical, and searched. They are all treacherous scum and are to be dealt with accordingly.
# Empty the costume vendor. No one shall hide from The Law!
# Your security gas mask is to be <strike>used continuously on the last setting</strike> wirecut and used repeatedly. Criminals cannot function if they can't hear themselves talk!
# Heads of Staff should be [[Security_items#Mindshield_Implant|mindshield]] implanted forcibly and immediately if you hear of revolution. Even our own leaders might be revolutionary scum.
# If the Captain dies, it's your turn to be the LAW this station so desperately needs. Fuck the Chain of Command!
# Space the Clown and Mime's PDAs. Viruses and pranks are against the law!
# Criminals in the gulag must be kept on Wanted status at all times. Nothing discourages crime like being chased down by the iron fist of Beepsky forever.
# If you murder someone on the gulag, it doesn't really count as murder.
# Drones are thieves by nature. Brig them all. If they escape, bash them.
# Immediately permabrig anyone found with the body of a suicide. Clearly it was actually a murder most foul!
# Remember: The gods are watching your every move. Don't act until it's too late. Better safe than banned.
# Standard security gear isn't robust. Always make sure to bug the warden/HoS for riot gear and a shotgun.
# If they have a flash, they're a dirty revolutionary. It doesn't matter if they are a roboticist, or even a head!
# If they are gibbering, they are retarded and everyone knows retards can't feel pain!
#Before the round starts, figure out whether you like the SS or the KGB the best.
#Break into the warden's office and make the best criminal stopping gun you can. If the warden objects, he a is a syndicate plant and you must use your new found power against him! When he is dead, relieve him of his gloves.
#Use [[Syndicate Items|contraband]] you found against criminals.
#If there is insufficient crime on the station, provide the crew with weapons. Then they will create crime for you to neutralize.
#If the crew doesn't commit crimes with the guns you gave them arrest them for posession of a weapon as that is a crime.
#If a crewmember turns in a piece of evidence to security, arrest them for possession of contraband.
#The captain is to be arrested as soon as possible and his id taken for posession of a gun
#When CentCom sends the Emergency Response Team, arrest them for mutiny! They have no power here!
#Even if the original charges don't stick, you can still book them for sparking a manhunt no matter how minor the crime. No crime is too small for a manhunt!
#If a disaster occurs because the person who is supposed to stop it was arrested in the middle of fixing it, brig them longer for dereliction of duty.
#If you stub your toe while chasing a criminal, they are guilty of assault.
# It doesn't matter if there's a rampaging xenomorph on the loose, the guy who made a mess on the floor must be hunted down like the dog he is.
#Justice does not have to be polite, so feel free to be an asshole. If anyone describes you as such for doing so, arrest and permabrig them for insulting an officer.

== A Video Guide ==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs6V2oHvwXw Security, in a nutshell]

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| rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''Traitors on /tg/station'''<br>
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| style="background: #334E6D; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''The Big Guys'''
| '''[[Captain|"Good Guy, Gave Me Orders to Execute the Clown"]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel|"Detained for Giving All Access to the Clown"]]''', '''[[Head of Security|"The Real Leader of Space Station 13"]]''', '''[[Chief Engineer|"Detained His Bird for Assaulting my Ears"]]''', '''[[Research Director|"Detained for Harboring an Illegal Alien"]]''', '''[[Chief Medical Officer|"Detained for Ordering Someone to Heal a Criminal"]]''', '''[[Quartermaster|"Detained for Ordering 100 Pie Crates for the Clown"]]'''
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| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''The Holy Ones'''
| '''[[Head of Security|"The Real Leader of Space Station 13"]]''', [[Security Officer|"Best Crew Member"]], [[Warden|"Wouldn't Give me His Gloves"]], [[Detective|"Lost in Maintenance"]], [[Prisoner|"Executed for Drawing Mr. Johnson"]]
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| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''Deconstructors'''
| '''[[Chief Engineer|"Detained His Bird for Assaulting my Ears"]]''', [[Station Engineer|"Detained for Stolen Insulated Gloves"]], [[Atmospheric Technician|"Detained for Trespassing into the SM Chamber"]]
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| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''Bomb Makers'''
| '''[[Research Director|"Detained for Harboring an Illegal Alien"]]''', [[Scientist|"Detained for Making Bombs/Guns/Slimes"]], [[Roboticist|"Detained for Making Mechs"]], [[Geneticist|"Executed for being a Freak]]
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| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''Malpractice'''
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|"Detained for Ordering Someone to Heal a Criminal"]]''', [[Medical Doctor|"Detained for Healing a Criminal"]], [[Paramedic|"Detained for Body Snatching"]], [[Chemist|"Detained for Giving lube to the Clown"]], [[Virologist|"Detained for Making the Black Plague: Part 2"]], [[Coroner|"Detained for telling that Captain was killed with Stun Baton"]]
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| style="background: #AF763D; text-align: center;" id="supply" |'''Slackers'''
| '''[[Quartermaster|"Detained for Ordering 100 Pie Crates for the Clown"]]''', [[Cargo Technician|"Detained for Not Ordering us Shotguns"]], [[Shaft Miner|"Detained for not Doing his Job"]], [[Bitrunner|"Detained for Playing Video Games on Company Time"]]
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| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Background Noise'''
| [[Janitor|"Detained for not Using Space Cleaner"]], [[Bartender|"Detained for Having a Gun"]], [[Cook|"Detained for Having a Knife and Shit Food"]], [[Botanist|"Detained for Putting 100 Potency Banana Peels FUCKING EVERYWHERE" ]], [[Clown|"Detained for Existing"]], [[Mime|"Detained for Not Talking During an Interrogation"]], [[Chaplain|"Detained for Cult Activities"]], [[Curator|"Detained for Reading Erotica"]], [[Assistant|"Detained for Wearing Grey"]], [[Lawyer|"Detained for Intervening in the Clown's Execution"]], [[Psychologist|Detained for giving criminals "happy pills"]]
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| style="background: #b1dff9; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Rouge'''
| '''[[AI|"Shut Down for not Opening the Upload Door"]]''', [[Cyborg|"Destroyed for Saving the Clown from Execution"]], [[Positronic Brain|"Shut Down for Being Annoying"]], [[Drone|"Destroyed for Free Tools"]], [[Personal AI|"Shut Down and Owner Detained for being Extra Annoying"]], [[Construct|"Killed for being Spooky"]], [[Imaginary Friend|"Warrant Issued for Metaphysical Arrest"]], [[Split Personality|"In Process of Sawing Prisoner In Two to Enforce Solitary Confinement"]], [[Ghost|"Scientists Finding Way to Detain"]]
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| style="background: #FF7FED; text-align: center;" id="JobTrait" | '''Who the Hell?'''
| [[Cargorilla|"Detained for eating all of the bananas"]], [[Bridge Assistant|"Detained for boot licking more then me!"]], [[Veteran Security Advisor|"Detained for telling me to not harmbaton people"]]
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| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Valids'''
| [[Traitor|"Executed for Having a Chameleon Jumpsuit"]], [[Malfunctioning AI|"OH GOD HOW THE HELL DO WE STOP IT"]], [[Changeling|"WHY WON'T IT DIE"]], [[Nuclear Operative|"Executed for Trying to GET DAT DISK"]], [[Wizard|"Executed for being a Fantasy Nerd"]], [[Cult|"Executed for Talking Weird"]], [[Heretic|"Executed for HEREESSY!"]], [[Spy|"SYNDICATE SPY IN THE BASE!"]], [[Nightmare|"Executed for not getting removed from the universe yet"]], [[Abductor|"Executed for Creating Minor IC Crime"]], [[Xenomorph|"Executed for being a Copywriten Property"]], [[Spider|"Executed for Webbing the Armory"]], [[Revenant|"Executed for being Annoyingly Deadly"]], [[Space Ninja|"Executed for being a Fucking Weeb"]], [[Holoparasite|"Executed for being a Shitty Reference"]], [[Morph|"Executed for Eating the Armory"]], [[Blob|"Executed for Eating the Station"]], [[Slaughter Demon|"Executed for pouring blood everywhere"]], [[Pirate|"Executed for Supreme Pussy-ness"]], [[Sentient Disease|"Virologist Executed Because it's Always his Fault"]], [[Obsessed|"Cabin Room #6 Executed for 'ERP'"]], [[Fugitives|"Valid Obtainers #1"]], [[Hunters|"Valid Obtainers #2"]], [[Space Dragon|"Executed for an Unauthorized Medieval Reenactment"]], [[Pulsating Tumor|"Run away! Run away!"]], [[Sentient Slime|"Keep Loading em' with Buckshot Until it Dies!"]], [[Rat King|"Executed for Illegal Inflationary Activity"]], [[Paradox Clone|"Executed for Impersonating an Officer"]]
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| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Unpredictable'''
| [[Centcom Official|"Detained for Talking Back to the Head of Security"]], [[Death Squad|"FUCK"]], [[Emergency Response Team|"Detained for Trying to Do Security's Job"]], [[Chrono Legionnaire|"Executed for Being a Reality-Warping Shithead"]], [[Highlander|"Detained for Public Indecency"]], [[Ian|"Detained for being too Cute"]], [[Lavaland Role|"Executed for Desertion"]], [[CentCom Intern|"Detained for being too miserable"]]
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| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Profiling Candidates'''
| [[Humans|"The Best One"]], [[Lizard| "Detained for being Maximum Scum"]], [[Flyperson|"Detained for Puking Everywhere"]], [[Plasmaman|"Detained for Fire Starting"]], [[Podman|"Detained for being Vegetables"]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|"Detained for being Mutant Scum"]], [[Golem|"Detained for Irradiating Me"]], [[Felinids|"Detained for Still Existing"]], [[Ethereals|"Detained for Improper Lights"]], [[Mothpeople|"Detained for Flying in no-grav]]
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