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*'''MEDBAY FUNGAL TÜBERKÜLOZ KURBANLARIYLA DOLUYKEN CMO'NUN OFİSİNDE BIOSUITI İLE  KEYİF ÇATMASI ÇOK MU ZORUNA GİDİYOR?'''
*'''ARAŞTIRMA PUANI BEKLERKEN SIRF UCUBE BİR MADENCİ ADVANCED MİNİNG ARAŞTIRMASI İSTEDİ DİYE PUANLAR HARCANIRKEN BAKAKALMAK ÇOK MU KOYUYOR?'''
*'''O ZAMAN KAFALARINA BİR TANE GEÇİR! (BEYİNLERİNİN İÇİ SU DOLU OLDUĞUNDAN MUHTEMELEN PEK BİR İŞE YARAMAYACAK.)'''

=MEDIKAL=
==[[Chief Medical Officer|CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER]]==
*MEDBAY KAPILARININ HEPSİNİ EMERGENCY'E AL.
*MEDBAY LOBİSİNE DEFİBRİLATÖR KUR.
*NE BİLEYİM BİŞEYLER YAP İŞTE. (GENELDE TÜBERKÜLOZ İLACI)
*DEPARTMAN BÜTÇENİ HARCA.
*'''AKIL SAĞLIĞINI KAYBETMEMEYE ÇALIŞ.'''

==[[Medical Doctor|MEDICAL DOCTOR]]/[[Virologist|VIROLOGIST]]/[[Chemist|CHEMIST]]==
TÜBERKÜLOZLA UĞRAŞ. <u>'''BU KADAR BASİT.'''</u>

*ADIM 1: MEDBAYDEN SPACEACİLİN AL.
*ADIM 2: KOYU MAVİ RENKLİ OLAN MEDKİT VAR YA? ONU AÇIP ''CONVERMOL'' ALCAN.
*ADIM 3: SIVIYI BEHERE DOLDUR.
*ADIM 4: ZORLA HERKESE İÇİR.
*ADIM 10: (OPSİYONEL): SONUNDA BİRİNİ İYİLEŞTİRMEYİ BECERDİN Mİ? KANINI AL VE VİROLOJİYE GÖTÜR. VAY BE SONSUZ İLA- '''KAPA ÇENENİ İLAÇLARI YERE KOYMA KİRLENİYOLAR SONRA HASTA OLUYONUZ.'''
*<s>ADIM 839754: Ǎ̴̛̖͕̹͚̳͒̉̀͋K̵͇͘͝I̴̟͕̬̫̒̍͝͝Ḻ̴͖̥̏̃̉̆͜ ̶̙̓͗̔͆S̶̡̧̡͇̣̲͗̑͋̽̀͘A̸̟̫͎͝Ğ̶̳̲̘̤͑L̴͉̫̘̫̫͚̋Į̷͚̦͙̞̮͂̎Ğ̶͈̩̯̒̄̚Ỉ̶̡̱̭̳̂Ņ̶̳͇̊̈̅I̴̻̐̾̊̓̈́̀ ̷̧̳̳̏K̴̨͚̀͋͐̾Ȁ̸̡̬͇̇̊̊Y̸̢͔̬̹̣̲̑́̓̌͝B̶̻͊̌͊͒̓͠È̷̛̩͔͌T̶̘̘͂͒̈́̈́͌.</s>

===VIROLOGIST===
*AWW IYILESTIRME VİRÜSÜ MÜ YAPTIN ÇOK İYİSİN
*'''HAY AMK!!''' TÜBERKÜLOZ DAHA GÜÇLÜYMÜŞ!
*HİKAYENİN ÖZETİ: SENİN O BOKTAN "İYİ VİRÜSLERİN" TÜBERKÜLOZ KARŞISINDA HİÇ BİR ŞEYE YARAMIYOR.
*İYİ VİRÜS YAPMAKLA ZAMANINI HARCAMA.
*AYRICA GİDİP KÖTÜ VİRÜS YAPIP SENDİKACILARA BASMAYA KALKMA. MODSUİTLERİ VAR SENİ BEYİN HASARLI PRİMAT.

==[[Geneticist|GENETICIST]]==
*HULK Bİ BOKA YARAMAZ ÇÜNKÜ ONLARDA BALİSTİK SİLAH VAR.
*'''AYRICA HULKLAR SİLAH KULLANAMIYOR, ENGELLİ GİBİ GEZERSİN ARTIK.'''
*TELEKİNEZİ ALIP SAKSILARLA NUKEOP DÖVEBİLİRSİN BELKİ..
*CHAMELEON ALIP SAKLANABİLİRSİN.
*BELKİ DE DWARF OLUP SENDİKACILARI BARDA İÇMEKLE OYALAYABİLİRSİN?

=SCIENCE=
==[[Research Director|RESEARCH DIRECTOR]]==
*AI'I AI SATTAN ALIP GÜVENLİ BİR YERE GÖTÜR.
*ARAŞTIRMA İSTEYEN MİNERLARA SÖV.
*DEPARTMAN BÜTÇENİ HARCA.
*MAXCAP VE SİNGLECAP SPEEDRUN YAP.

==[[Scientist|SCIENTIST]]==
*MİNİNG ARAŞTIRMALARINI YAPMA.
*'''YAPMA.'''

===ARAŞTIRMAN GEREKEN ŞEYLER===
*STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING
*STEP 2: WEAPON DEVELOPMENT TECHNOLOGY
*STEP 3: BALLISTIC WEAPONRY
*STEP 4: ELECTRIC WEAPONRY
*STEP 5: MEDICAL WEAPONRY
*STEP 6: RASTGELE BISEYLERE BAS (MİNİNG HARİÇ ÇÜNKÜ MADENCİLERİ SİKEYİM!! )
*MEDICAL WEAPONRY ARAŞTIRMASIYLA PIERCING SYRINGE YAPABİLİRSİN, MODSUIT'İ DELEBİLİYOR, 15U LEXORIN BİR DAKİKADA NUKEOP ÖLDÜRÜR.

===BAŞKA NE SİKİM VARSA!===
*XENOBİO OLMAZ.
*'''ORDNANCE MY BELOVED!!'''
*CIRCUITS YAPARSAN KAFANI ŞİŞLERİM.

==[[Roboticist|ROBOTICIST]]==
*BORG YAP.
*BORG YAP.
*BORG YAP.
*MECH YAP.
*MECH YAP.

=CARGO=
==[[Quartermaster|QUARTERMASTER]]/[[Cargo Technician|CARGO TECHNICIAN]]==
*BALİSTİK AL BALİSTİK AL BALİSTİK AL.
*PLAZMALARI SAT DAHA FAZLA BALİSTİK AL LAZER ALMA SAKIN!

==QUARTERMASTER==
*KARGOYU HERKESE AÇIK YAP HERKES SİLAH ALSIN!
*BÜTÇENİ HARCA

==[[Shaft Miner|SHAFT MINER]]==
*PLAZMA KAZ.
*EVA SUİTLE PKA DAMAGE MODULUYLE DISARI CIKIP SENDİKACILARI ÖLDÜR.

=ENGINEERING=
==[[Chief Engineer|CHIEF ENGINEER]]==
*AI TAŞINMADIYSA TAŞI.
*DELİKLERİ TAMİR ET.

==[[Engineer|ENGINEER]]==
*DELİKLERİ TAMİR ET.

==[[Atmospheric Technician|ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIAN]]==
*ATMOSU KUR.
*MAXCAP YAP!
*GAMERGAS YAPARKEN NUKEOPLARA ÖL.

=SECURITY=
==WHAT YOU SHOULD DO==
*ÖLDÜR
*ÖLDÜR
*ÖLDÜR
*ÖL

==[[Head of Security|HEAD OF SECURITY]]==
*ARMORY'İ AÇ.
*KAPTANI KORU.
*ÖLDÜR

==[[Warden|WARDEN]]==
*ARMORY'İ AÇ.
*BRİG'İ AÇ.

==[[Security Officer|SECURITY OFFICER]]==
*BULLETPROOF GİY.
*BALİSTİK SİLAHINI AL
*VALİDHUNT YAP.

=COMMAND=
==[[Captain|CAPTAIN]]==
*GET THAT FUKKEN DISK
*SET THE HOP OFFICE TO EMERGENCY ACCESS BECAUSE FUCK THAT GUY
*GO RENAME YOUR STATION TO SOMETHING LIKE "FUCK YOU NUKE OPS"
*GO BREAK YOUR ANTIQUE LASER GUN OUT
*GO CHANGE THE AI'S LAWS
*USE THE FUCKING TELEPORTER IDIOT
*ARM UP
*GO MOPE IN CARGO OR BRIG OR SOMETHING
*RUN AWAY
*DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO STAND AND FIGHT
*YOU AREN'T AS BADASS OR AS ROBUST AS YOU THINK
*RUN AWAY
*OH WHAT'S THAT? A NICE MAN WITH A L6 AND ADRENALS?

==[[Head of Personnel|HEAD OF PERSONNEL]]==
*<s>DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
*<s>DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
*<s>LEAVE ALL ACCESS ID CARDS IN THE ID MODIFICATION CONSOLES AT ARRIVALS AND AT THE CAPTAIN'S OFFICE SO PEOPLE CAN GIVE THEMSELVES DIY ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
*<s>DISTRIBUTE ALL ACCESS</s> CRY
*NAG THE CAPTAIN FOR HIS PINPOINTER AND THE SPARE
*IF THERE IS NO CAPTAIN, DO HIS JOB
*GET STUN PRODDED AND CABLE CUFFED BY THE GREYTIDE

=SERVICE=
==[[Janitor|JANITOR]]==
*UH, CLEAN SHIT I GUESS?
*YOU GET A FREE BIOSUIT SO YOU MIGHT AVOID THE FUNGAL TB APOCALYPSE
*YOU SHOULD ALSO CLEAN THE INFECTED BLOOD STAINS WHICH RESULT FROM THE FUNGAL TB GRENADES
*ROBUST SOME OPS WITH YOUR MOP
*MAYBE SLIP SOME POOR SOD WHO FORGOT TO BUY NO-SLIPS

==[[Bartender|BARTENDER]]==
*SHOOT THOSE OPERATIVES
*QUADRUPLE/QUINTIPLE SEC IS USEFUL FOR HEALING
*DOCTOR DELIGHT IS GOOD FOR HEALING
*HEARTY PUNCH IS GOOD FOR HEALING
*LAUGH AS MEDBAY DIES
*OH BOY A BOMB JUST BROKE ALL THE GLASSES YOU MADE

==[[Cook|COOK]]==
*UH, MAKE FOOD?
*ROBUST THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO ENTERS YOUR KITCHEN
*MAYBE YOU CAN GET PETE TO AGGRO ONTO THE OPS
*THEN THEY'RE FUCKED

==[[Botanist|BOTANIST]]==
*GO INTO CHEMISTRY <s>WITH YOUR SHINY ALL ACCESS ID</s>
*ROBUST THE CHEMISTS
*GET MUTAGEN
*MUTATE TOMATOES INTO BLUESPACE TOMATOES AND KILLER TOMATOES, MUTATE FLY AMANITA INTO DESTROYING ANGEL
*THROW BLUESPACE TOMATOES AT THE OPS TO FUCK WITH THEM
*ACTIVATE YOUR KILLER TOMATOES TO GET THEM TO CHASE THE OPS
*DESTROYING ANGEL CONTAINS SOME OF THE MOST POTENT POISONS IN THE GAME
*THE PROBLEM IS TRYING TO GET THE POISONS INTO THEIR SYSTEM

=CIVILIAN=
==[[Assistant|ASSISTANT]]==
*<s>GET '''ALL ACCESS''' FROM THE HOP</s>CRY
*RAID ARMORY
*RAID BRIG
*RAID CARGO
*GET KILLED THE MOMENT THE OPS ARRIVE
*BITCH IN DEAD CHAT

==[[Clown|CLOWN]]==
*HONK HONK
*<s>ROBUST THE HOP AND STEAL ALL ACCESS EVEN THOUGH HE'S HANDING IT OUT FOR FREE HONK HONK</s>CRY
*SLIP SECURITY
*START A MANHUNT
*THROW THE CAPTAIN OUT THE AIRLOCK
*BWOINK

==[[Mime|MIME]]==
*


==[[Chaplain|CHAPLAIN]]==
*ARM YOURSELF WITH THE '''HOLY CHAINSAW BLADE OF BITCHTITS'''
*WALK AROUND LOOKING ALL COOL
*TELL THE TWO ASSISTANTS IN YOUR CHAPEL THAT JESUS HATES THEM
*YOUR CHAPEL GETS BOMBED DUE TO IT BEING CONVENIENTLY NEXT TO DEPARTURES AND BEING MUCH LESS TRAFFICKED
*HAHA

==[[Curator|CURATOR]]==
*WHIP THE GUNS OUT OF THOSE DASTARDLY SYNDIE'S HANDS
*PICK UP A SYNDIE GUN
*. . .
*GET SHOT UP BY A STECHKIN PISTOL
*WHISPER OUT WGW

==[[Lawyer|LAWYER]]==
*"THE CLOWN'S GOT RIGHTS YOU KNOW"
*ANNOY PEOPLE WITH YOUR PDA MESSAGES
*GET A LYNCH MOB CALLED AGAINST YOU
*RUN AWAY WITH A TIDE OF DAKKA RIGHT BEHIND YOU

=SILICONS=
==[[AI]]==
*BITCH AT THE CREW THAT THE NUCLEAR OPERATIVES ARE HUMAN AND NOT TO HARM THEM YADDA YADDA UNTIL SOMEONE FINALLY CHANGES YOUR LAWS
*THEN BITCH AT THE CREW TO PULL YOUR ASS OUT OF THE SATELLITE
*THEN BITCH AT THE CREW BECAUSE THEY SHOVED YOUR ASS IN PLAIN SIGHT, SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE
*THEN BITCH AT THE CREW ABOUT SUIT SENSORS
*"NUKE OPS AT DEPARTURES"
*PLASMA FLOOD DEPARTURES FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
*CALL OUT THE LOCATION OF THE CAPTAIN OVER COMMS EVERY COUPLE OF SECONDS

==[[Cyborg|CYBORG]]==
*DON'T BECOME A SERVICE OR JANITOR BORG
*YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO THE NINTH CIRCLE OF CYBORG HELL IF YOU BECOME A SERVICE BORG IN A WAR OPS ROUND
*DO YOUR JOB
*DO YOUR JOB WELL
*OH LOOKIE AN OP
*OH LOOKIE I'M FUCKING DEAD
*CRY BECAUSE THE MOST EFFECTIVE WEAPON YOU HAVE IS A FLASH AND THE ROBOTICISTS REFUSE TO INSTALL ANY UPGRADES IN YOU